meladoodle:

do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’

(via a-spider)

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

(via a-spider)

doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

(via orgasmic-humor)

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini, via orgasmic-humor)

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

(via orgasmic-humor)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via mannny55)